Thursday, March 25, 2004

"Khan Jr., what is that noise you making? Sounds like you killing a seagull with a bagpipe!"

-Khan, from King of the Hill

Tuesday, March 23, 2004

Awww, man....it happened again. I've tried to keep this effect away, but I don't think I can control it...

I'm seeing a sniper scope on the people outside the window again. Not good. Too much Halo....Messing with my head....

In my most random of random mornings (I had salad and coffee for breakfast) I took the International Delight online quiz to see which coffee creamer I am. Apparently, I am this: A bit of International Delight Irish Crème in your morning coffee may transport you to the majestic Highlands of Scotland.

Ok, so notice how the Irish Creme takes me to Scotland? Since when did this make sense? Sure, it's good stuff and all, but I never thought it to be from the same place as my kilt....Guinness, maybe, but not kilts...

Thursday, March 18, 2004

Today Ian get new Cee-Lo cd. Kicks all sorts of ass. White ass, black ass, big and little ass....Ian=happy. If you're wondering, it's jazzrap...come by if you want to hear.

Friday, March 12, 2004

So, thing #487 that I never thought I'd do in college: throw a couple back with the dean. Who'd have thunk it?

"When she masturbates, she's still doing Madonna. When you spank your monkey, you're still just doing Beavis."

-The eternal wisdom of Butt-Head.

Sunday, March 07, 2004

So, no sleep=no bueno. When I finally slept after the Luncheon yesterday, slept for 17 hours straight...with a couple minute break to talk to Brittnee. Man, don't think I've ever slept that long....messed me up, for sure. Missed out on Two Rows, but think I'd rather have my sleep time....

Tuesday, March 02, 2004

So, I've decided what would help me immensely with classroom management. I need to be Barry White. Then, when I catch someone putting on makeup, for example, in class I could be like, "What you doing that for, baby?" all deep and stuff. I would be so insanely cool that no kid would ever act up. But, of course, this goes right back to my overall not being badass. Dammit!

Man, if I have to read the line "A teacher's job is to ...." one more time, I'm going to have to kick Parag or something.

Get in your go cart and go, little sister, get in your go cart and go.

-Morphine

YAY I'm posting on Ian's blog and he doesn't know!!!!! This is Brittnee.... hey y'all come visit my blog too! I just started it and I need an audience. it's http://www.brittnees.blogspot.com



Monday, March 01, 2004

So, my results for the Heather quiz....man, they were right....weird.

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

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