Wednesday, November 12, 2003

I, (state your name), solemly swear on Lori's Paradigm of Uncertainty, The Show That Never Ends, and The Hero with a Thousand Faces, to spread the word of the Great Pumpkin, be on constant alert for Geeky Pumpkin Pie Moments, and fight the blasphmey of the Ents with reasoned, canonical debate. I shall remain loyal to the Great Pumpkin and its word, searching for its truth in everything that JKR says or writes. By this, I shall strive to become worthy to associate with the Great Pumpkin.

Apparently, this is how you join Jim McDumbass's Harry Potter Pedophilia Club.

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