Sunday, November 23, 2003

As many of you know, I have chickens in my backyard. As well as two basset hounds. I think a couple of kids live out there as well.... Anyways, as you might imagine, sometimes dogs and chickens don't mix. To the tune of Benny killing 5 chickens over the last month. My parents got tired of this, as you might imagine...My mom suggested that we tie the neck of one chicken around Benny's neck; this would surely get rid of his urges. My father, however, comes up with a better idea...He takes the 5th chicken by the neck, and proceeds to beat Benny with said dead chicken. My dad beat my dog with a dead chicken. Dear lord. Can you imagine seeing this? Damn.


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